AUGUST 30, 2011
BRUCE A. BRENNAN BLOG FROM THE WORLD AND MY MIND
The news as I see it and the views as I want them.
August 30 is … National Toasted Marshmallow Day
Toasted marshmallows have nothing to do with this story from last week out of London. Neither do sunny-side up fried eggs. A 26-year-old woman is recovering from a ruptured breast implant after taking a shot to the chest during a Saturday round of paintballing.
The woman, who has not been named, thought she was experiencing heavy bruising, but when she paid a visit to her doctor on Monday, it was discovered that her silicone breast had, in fact, exploded.
UK Paintball, which operated the facility in the South London town of Croydon where the incident took place, is now taking extra safety precautions, according to The Sun. The lawsuit has not been filed yet and copycats have yet to come forward but they will.
A statement posted to the UK Paintball website reads:
“Due to an incident at our Croydon Paintballing centre on Saturday 20 August 2011 we respectfully ask that any ladies with surgical breast implants notify our team at the time of booking. You will be given special information on the dangers of paintballing with enhanced boobs and asked to sign a disclaimer. You will also be issued with extra padding to protect your implants while paintballing.” Elton John could write a song about enhanced electric boobs to make the story more enjoyable.
Paintballs travel approximately 190 miles-per-hour. “Part of the fun of paintball is that it hurts a bit when you get shot but in all the years we’ve been going we’ve never seen an incident like this," a spokesperson for UK Paintball said, according to the Croydon Guardian. “It came as a real surprise to hear that a woman had her implant burst at one of our centres and whilst she’s going to make a full recovery, we want to ensure nothing like this happens ever again.
The incident is thought to be the first of its kind in the United Kingdom, the BBC reported. The spokesperson also added, “It’s worth remembering that having bigger breasts will make you an easier target for your enemies.” And also for your friends and many drunk people.
Rick Perry thinks Social Security is a government Ponzi scheme. Not a new idea but a thought not many national political candidates express. He also insists that Social Security is a “monstrous lie” Once again, this is not a new thought but rarely expressed publically by serious national candidates. If Rick Perry wants to continue to be a player he has to learn what to say to whom and when. Do not tell me what the problems are and who caused them. Tell me how you will fix the problems.
Just a couple of thoughts I had and you should too or at least think about.
BRUCE A. BRENNAN
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