Tuesday, January 25, 2011

Let me run the Post Office.

January 25, 2011
January 25 is … Opposite Day. The wife and I really enjoy this day.

BRUCE A. BRENNAN BLOG FROM THE WORLD AND MY MIND

The news as I see it and the views as I want them

Chicago mayoral hopeful Rahm Emanuel the frontrunner in next month's mayoral election was tossed off the ballot by an Illinois appellate court panel Monday on the grounds that he did not meet residency requirements to run for mayor. The case will head to the Illinois Supreme Court on an expedited basis since the non-partisan primary is Feb. 22. I sure didn’t see this coming. I have been resolute in my position a lot of public money was being wasted on this fruitless fight. Ultimately, I do not live in Chicago and cannot vote in the election but the outcome will have real repercussions on my life and taxes and that of all Illinois citizens. I do not want a tax and spend Obama wannabee running Chicago.

The U. S. Postal service is considering closing up to 2,000 post offices across the country. That is in addition to the 491 post offices they announced they were closing last year. The Postal Service is also seeking a postal rate increase and it will review another 16,000 offices currently open, over half of the post offices in this country, that are working at a deficit. to determine which additional offices should be closed. This just shouts patronage jobs. A political payback heaven is being developed.

I find it amazing the post office loses money. It is a Constitutional creation which is still relevant and important. Plenty of mail gets delivered daily by the Post Office. It has a monopoly on home delivery. Reduce costs and raise revenues, business101, would help.

Sell advertising on stamps. I believe many consumer companies would hand out stamps rather than coupons. Give the buyer a price-break. Develop a glue that allows the stamp to be used on mail and then be worth a set amount of money towards the purchase of a product. This makes the coupon multi-use. The post office could sell the product stamps at a reduced postage rate. The purchaser can use the stamp and the mail recipient can then benefit by using the stamp as a coupon. Stamps could be designed to resemble a bottle of Coke, Tide, a Big Mac, the Taco Bell dog. Etc. The possibilities are endless. The company giving out the stamps can advertise their ‘green’ position in giving out reusable products as well as their patriotism in supporting the Postal Service. They may also save money in printing and distributing the coupons they now use.

To cut costs, all Post Offices should also be closed every Tuesday. The savings in overtime, utility expenses and gasoline would justify this position. The inconvenience to the consumer would be reduced by the internet services and vending machine services already offered by the Post Office

Jay Cutler tore his MCL. Not a complete tear or a severe rupture but a significant injury for an athlete. Awful hard to put pressure on a wounded knee but I guess the fans burning his jersey and calling him out as a quitter for failing to reenter the game Sunday are the experts. It isn’t like he was having a Hall of Fame performance during the time he was in the game.

Fitness Guru Jack LaLanne, 96, Dies at Calif. Home. I remember this guy from the fifties and sixties. He invented or at least should be given credit for inventing the exercise video. Jane Fonda, Suzanne Somers, Jillien Michaels, they all owe him a piece of the action. He was going strong until the illness that killed him, of which he was not aware of until several months ago.

Our country and world at war;

A man hiding in the attic of a home opened fire on law enforcement officers trying to arrest him Monday morning, sparking an intense firefight that left two police officers dead and a U.S. marshal wounded, police said in St. Petersburg, Florida.

Detectives are investigating why a man ran from deputies and then opened fire in a Wal-mart parking lot, sparking a shootout that left him and the woman he apparently was with dead and two law officers wounded police in Washington state said.

Our country is actively and openly prosecuting two wars around the world.

A spokeswoman for Moscow's busiest airport says 35 people have been killed by an explosion in its international arrivals hall.

Police have detained a person of interest in the shooting of Indianapolis police Officer David Moore. Officers said they had been searching for Thomas Hardy, 60, just before 5:30 p.m. Sunday in the 2300 block of Indianapolis Avenue, near 23rd Street and Dr. Martin Luther King Jr. Street. He was taken into custody without incident, Indianapolis police Sgt. Linda Jackson said.

Four Detroit police officers, including a commander, were shot Sunday afternoon inside a station in the department's Northwest District. The gunman who opened fire was killed when officers returned fire, police said. The station, which services the 6th precinct, is near Plymouth and Warwick roads. Commander Brian Davis suffered the most serious injuries, police said. He was taken to Sinai-Grace Hospital where he was in critical condition.

While the shooting of the two police officers and the U. S. Marshal was occurring in St. Petersburg, Florida, police were gathering for the funeral of a police officer killed there recently.

It is time to get serious and barbaric with individuals brazen enough to kill police officers. They clearly would have no problem shooting non officers. Let’s stop them before it gets worse and it will if we try to be politically correct in this situation instead of correcting the obvious problem. If the justice system won’t do its job, vigilantes will and should.

In Arizona, this is not the same thing. This accused voluntarily moved here and when his daughter started to enjoy her life in America, he took God’s law into his own hands not manmade law. She had shunned an arranged marriage and gone to live with her boyfriend. And Noor Almaleki ended up dying in an "honor killing" carried out by her own father, prosecutors say.

Faleh Almaleki, who had moved the family from Iraq to Arizona, apparently felt his 20-year-old daughter had become too Westernized, according to prosecutors. He allegedly crashed his Jeep into his daughter and her boyfriend's mother in 2009 as they walked across a parking lot. The daughter died from her injuries after two weeks in a coma. The mother lived.

BRUCE A. BRENNAN
DEKALB, IL 60115
COPYRIGHT 2011
Go to web sites below to buy books by Bruce A. Brennan. It is still a good time to purchase an interesting and inexpensive read. My second book should be available by February 15, 2011. More information will be forthcoming.

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http://www.smashwords.com/ Do a Title or author search, Check this site out.
Check out the site below. Paybox is a new site, competing with PayPal, etc. Sign up is free. It seems good for small businesses or ebay users.

“While forbidden fruit may be sweeter, it spoils faster.”


Monday, January 24, 2011

How many knocks can Knox take, he sure can't catch enough.


January 24, 2011
January 24 is … Eskimo Pie Patent Day

BRUCE A. BRENNAN BLOG FROM THE WORLD AND MY MIND

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Now, for the Bear game…

The Chicago Bears allowed the Green Bay Packers to come into their house and beat them in a game that meant going to the Super Bowl or staying home. The game was exciting for the fourth quarter. The rest of the game, for Bears’ fans, was dull and uninspiring.

The first half was terrible. No offense and a defense on occasion. Why is Johnny Knox still on the team? He has to go back to his Pop Warner Football League and learn if you cannot catch the pass, you cannot allow the defender to catch the pass. This happened twice in this game. Johnny Knox was the intended receiver on the last pass by the Bear’s quarterback that was intercepted and an earlier one. This has happened to him all year long unless he dropped the pass or ran the wrong route. Apparently the Bears do not give an intelligence test to the receivers. If they do, they need to change it or hire a better proctor.
 
There is a running joke in my family that my wife’s favorite singer is Neil Diamond. This is for you, honey.
The lights dimmed, the crowd was hushed, the stage was laden with floral gifts, and the music played. Do you hear it babe? It was Neil. It was a Beautiful Noise. It made me feel good, If You Know What I Mean.
He sang Yesterday’s Songs, with the words that say the songs just don’t stay around long. Not true when it comes to Neil Diamond songs. Neil Diamond started singing and writing songs while a young premed student. He was born on this day in 1941.
A song titled Sunday & Me was his first hit [1965]. He wrote it for Jay and The Americans; then I’m a Believer and A Little Bit Me, A Little Bit You followed for the Monkees [1966].
Neil wrote and wrote and sang and sang: 36 hits for you and me to remember from 1966 through 1983; the first, Cherry, Cherry; three #1 smash hits, Cracklin’ Rosie [1970], Song Sung Blue [1972], and You Don’t Bring Me Flowers with Barbra Streisand [1978].
By 1973, Neil Diamond had gone from being a poor premed student to composing soundtracks for seven figures (Jonathan Livingston Seagull and The Jazz Singer, in which he also starred and which also yielded three hits: America, Love on the Rocks and Hello, Again).
The music of Neil Diamond is everlasting poetry, Longfellow Serenade. The concert ended but it will continue, Forever in Blue Jeans. I Am, I Said, sang Neil.
And, we sing to you, Neil Diamond: HAPPY BIRTHDAY.

Tuesday night President Obama gives his State of the Union Address. Be prepared to hear how strong the union is, how strong the country is, how great the economic turnaround is doing, how well respected we are throughout the world, how great a job the politicians are doing, how great the bi-partisan cooperation is in congress, how Congress has spending under control, how well health care is working and how warm and fuzzy we should all feel.

Congressional members are once again showing their respect for our intelligence. They are going to sit together by state rather than sit with their party. They have apparently figured out how to look up old friends and classmates on the internet and want to reconnect with each other. They have not decided who will bring the cookies yet but that is not unusual for Congress to be undecisive.

On this date in history;
1848 - James Marshall finds gold in Sutter's Mill in Coloma, Calif
1922 - Eskimo Pie patented by Christian K Nelson of Iowa (not an Eskimo)
1935 - 1st canned beer, "Krueger Cream Ale," is sold by Kruger Brewing Co

Deaths on this date in history;

0041 - Caligula, [G C Germanicus], Roman emperor (37-41), assassinated at 28
1975 - Larry Fine, actor (3 Stooges), dies at 72
1989 - Ted Bundy, serial killer of up to 100 women, executed in Florida at 42
Music at the top of the charts;
1944 My Heart Tells Me - The Glen Gray Orchestra (vocal: Eugenie Baird)
Shoo, Shoo, Baby - The Andrews Sisters
My Ideal - The Jimmy Dorsey Orchestra (vocal: Bob Eberly)
Pistol Packin’ Mama - Bing Crosby & The Andrews Sisters
1952 Slowpoke - Pee Wee King
Sin (It’s No) - Eddy Howard
Shrimp Boats - Jo Stafford
Let Old Mother Nature Have Her Way - Carl Smith
1960 Running Bear - Johnny Preston
The Big Hurt - Miss Toni Fisher
Go, Jimmy, Go - Jimmy Clanton
El Paso - Marty Robbins
1968 Judy in Disguise (With Glasses) - John Fred & His Playboy Band
Chain of Fools - Aretha Franklin
Green Tambourine - The Lemon Pipers
Sing Me Back Home - Merle Haggard
1976 Theme from Mahogany (Do You Know Where You’re Going To) - Diana
Ross
Love Rollercoaster - Ohio Players
Love to Love You Baby - Donna Summer
Convoy - C.W. McCall
1984 Owner of a Lonely Heart - Yes
Karma Chameleon - Culture Club
Talking in Your Sleep - The Romantics
In My Eyes - John Conlee

Not a Neil Diamond among the bunch.
BRUCE A. BRENNAN
DEKALB, IL 60115
COPYRIGHT 2011
Go to web sites below to buy books by Bruce A. Brennan. It is still a good time to purchase an interesting and inexpensive read. My second book should be available by February 15, 2011. More information will be forthcoming.

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www.smashwords.com Do a Title or author search, Check this site out.
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“Nothing beats reading a good book when there is work to do.”

Sunday, January 23, 2011

Will the Bears air their Dirty Laundry?


January 23, 2011
January 23 is … National Handwriting Day, National Pie Day, and Measure Your Feet Day
I must be a poet, my feet are Longfellow’s.

BRUCE A. BRENNAN BLOG FROM THE WORLD AND MY MIND

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So Jesus is walking down the street when he comes across a man, sitting on the curb, crying and moaning uncontrollably. “What is wrong, my son?” asks Jesus “Well, I am blind and I have terminal cancer. I am dying.” responds the man. Jesus places his left hand upon the man’s head, says a quick prayer and tells him to get up and leave, he is cured. The man does so.

Jesus continues to walk awhile when he comes upon another man sitting on the curb, crying uncontrollably. “What is wrong my son?” asks Jesus. “Well”, the sobbing man stammered, “I am a Packers’ fan.” Jesus, without saying a word, placed his left hand on the crying man’s head and sat down next to him, crying uncontrollably.

Bears 26 Packers 20.
On this date in history;

1930 Clyde Tombaugh photographs planet Pluto. Mr. Tombaugh was from Streator, IL. Our families were friends growing up. The Tombaughs were farmers and we often picked their tomatoes after the professional pickers were done for the season.

1986 1st induction of Rock 'N' Roll Hall of Fame (Chuck Berry, James Brown, Ray Charles, Domino, Everly Brothers, Buddy Holly, Jerry Lee Lewis & Elvis Presley.)

John Hancock, statesman and patriot, was born in Braintree, Massachusetts in 1737. Although major sources state that John Hancock was born on January 12 of that year, others were so sure his birthday was on January 23 that it was designated as National Handwriting Day in his honor. In 1985, the National Writing Instrument Manufacturer’s Association set this day to promote legible handwriting. The Association selected the day they believed to be John Hancock’s birthday.
Mr. Hancock, as the President of the Continental Congress from 1775 to 1777, was the first to put his signature on the Declaration of Independence. Hancock reportedly said, “I’ll sign it in letters bold enough so the King of England can see it without his spectacles on!” And he did. We still refer to this momentous event whenever we sign a document, “I’ll put my John Hancock on it.”
Hancock first gained fame as a patriot when one of his ships, Liberty, landed in Boston with a cargo of wine. The crew, having locked the British customs officer in a cabin, unloaded the wine without paying duty. The British seized the ship and filed suit against Hancock. Colonists rioted; the British sent troops to quell the disturbance. Hancock won the suit and became very popular with the colonists and extremely unpopular with the British. Seven years later, he again escaped the wrath of the British when Paul Revere heralded the red coats’ arrival. John Hancock later became the first governor of the Commonwealth of Massachusetts, a position he held until his death in 1793.
His signing of the Declaration of Independence was not only bold and legible; it was a commentary on Hancock’s political position.

Does permitting a prisoner to walk in circle eights for one hour a day constitute exercise? Is not being allowed pillows or sheets a form of mistreatment?

These questions may lie at the heart of a formal legal complaint filed this week by the lawyer defending accused WikiLeaks leaker Bradley Manning, an Army private who is being held in military custody at Quantico, Va. David Coombs, who represents Manning for his court-martial proceedings, announced on his website that he had filed a formal complaint under the Uniform Code of Military Justice protesting Manning's treatment. Coombs said in his complaint that keeping Manning under prevention-of-injury watch for five months, and suicide watch, is abuse of the base commander’s discretion

Manning is in pretrial detention at Quantico awaiting court-martial proceedings. He is suspected of passing a massive trove of military and diplomatic documents to WikiLeaks, which has posted many of them online. Coombs is asking that Manning be removed from prevention-of-injury watch, which is the reason for many of his current restrictions, and that his status change to "medium" from "maximum" custody.


The WikiLeaks founder, Julian Assange, has been raked over the coals before and since his arrest. What sort of treatment should the person who is actually accused of being the leaker receive? This is a situation where one must be careful what they pray for, they just may get it. I am not sure this guy would enjoy being in general prison population. Although he looks like a party favor, he may not enjoy being one.

According to the USA Today newspaper, sales of Epub books surpassed printed books for the first time as new Ereader owners bought Ebooks after Christmas. Millions of gift-wrapped iPads, Kindles, Nooks and other digital reading devices resulted in an unprecedented surge in sales of e-books last week.
USA TODAY's Best-Selling Books list, to be published Thursday, will show digital's new popularity: E-book versions of the top six books outsold the print versions last week. And of the top 50, 19 had higher e-book than print sales.
It is the first time the top-50 list has had more than two titles in which the e-version outsold the print version. May be I got into this business at the right time for once in my life.
Music at the top of the music world on this date throughout history

1951 Tennessee Waltz - Patti Page
The Thing - Phil Harris
A Bushell and a Peck - Perry Como & Betty Hutton
The Shot Gun Boogie - Tennessee Ernie Ford
1959 Smoke Gets in Your Eyes - The Platters
My Happiness - Connie Francis
Donna - Ritchie Valens
Billy Bayou - Jim Reeves
1967 I’m a Believer - The Monkees
Tell It Like It Is - Aaron Neville
Georgy Girl - The Seekers
There Goes My Everything - Jack Greene
1975 Mandy - Barry Manilow
Please Mr. Postman - Carpenters
Laughter in the Rain - Neil Sedaka
Kentucky Gambler - Merle Haggard
1983 Down Under - Men at Work
The Girl is Mine - Michael Jackson /Paul McCartney
Dirty Laundry - Don Henley
(Lost His Love) On Our Last Date - Emmylou Harris
1991 Love Will Never Do (Without You) - Janet Jackson
The First Time - Surface
Sensitivity - Ralph Tresvant
Unanswered Prayers - Garth Brooks



BRUCE A. BRENNAN
DEKALB, IL 60115
COPYRIGHT 2011
Go to web sites below to buy books by Bruce A. Brennan. It is still a good time to purchase an interesting and inexpensive read. My second book should be available by February 15, 2011. More information will be forthcoming.

www.barnesandnoble.com (do a quick search, Title, my name)
www.smashwords.com Do a Title or author search, Check this site out.
Check out the site below. Paybox is a new site, competing with PayPal, etc. Sign up is free. It seems good for small businesses or ebay users.
“Beware the man who can't be bothered with details.”

Saturday, January 22, 2011

Say good night, Keith; "Good night Keith."

January 22, 2011
January 22 is … National Answer Your Cat's Question Day and National Blonde Brownie Day
Well, Well, Well; another day for Glenn?
BRUCE A. BRENNAN BLOG FROM THE WORLD AND MY MIND
The news as I see it and the views as I want them
Check out the Lincoln Vampire video at the web address I posted below. It is pretty cool. My brother, the Lincoln scholar likes it;

Keith Olbermann, good morning and good riddance. Your fifteen minutes lasted fourteen and one-half minutes too long. Perhaps you will discover the way back to the civilized world forces you to cross one of the many bridges you previously set ablaze.

The NBC-TV show, Rowan & Martin’s Laugh-In, debuted “from beautiful downtown Burbank” on this night in 1968. It received the official go-ahead after a successful pilot special that had aired in 1967. The weekly show, produced by George Schlatter and Ed Friendly, then Paul Keyes, used 260 pages of jokes in each hour-long episode.
The first 14 shows earned Laugh-In (as it was commonly called) 4 Emmys. And “you bet your bippy,” Nielsen rated it #1 ... for two seasons.
Thanks to an ever-changing cast of regulars including the likes of Dan Rowan, Dick Martin, Arte Johnson, Goldie Hawn, Ruth Buzzi, JoAnne Worley, Gary Owens, Alan Sues, Henry Gibson, Lily Tomlin, Richard Dawson, Judy Carne, President Richard Nixon (“Go ahead, sock it to me!”), the show became the highest-rated comedy series in TV history. Out of a list of 40, the only four to remain from the show’s inception to its finale were hosts, Dan Rowan and Dick Martin; announcer, Gary Owens; and comedienne, Ruth Buzzi (famous for her bit as an old lady using her umbrella to whack the little old man who sat down next to her).
You may remember some of the skits:
Lily Tomlin as the nasal, irritating telephone operator; The Flying Fickle Finger of Fate Award; the joke wall with cast members throwing one-liners as they popped out of windows with buckets of water being thrown back; and the final single pair of clapping hands taking the show to its very last second of its weekly close.
Phrases like the aforementioned ‘Burbank’, ‘bippy’ and ‘sock it’ lines plus “Look that up in your Funk and Wagnalls” and “Here come da judge” became part of everyday conversation throughout the USA. The fast-paced, unstructured routines were a match for the climate of the country in the late 1960s. Laugh-In was innovative in its comedy style and has since been copied by many. Yet it wasn’t completely original (as if anything can be); being a mix of the slapstick of burlesque, the antics of the Keystone Cops and the topical satire of shows like That Was the Week That Was. In fact, the same shtick that worked for four decades for Burns and Allen, was working again; this time for Rowan and Martin:
“Say good night, Dick.” “Good night Dick.”

Just in time for the Bears-Packers game, actually 47 years too early, in 1964 the World's largest cheese (15,723 kg) was manufactured in Wisconsin.

‘My Mother the Car” was a television show that aired for thirty episodes in 1965.  One of its stars was Ann Sothern, who was born on this date in 1909 in North Dakota as Harriette Lake.  The main star was Jerry Van Dyke.

My Mother the Car is an American fantasy sitcom which aired for a single season on NBC between September 14, 1965 and September 6, 1966. A total of thirty episodes were produced by United Artists Television.
Critics and adult viewers generally panned the show, often savagely. In 2002, TV Guide proclaimed it to be the second-worst of all time, just behind The Jerry Springer Show.[1] In 2010 The O'Reilly Factor recorded its viewers as listing it as the worst show of all time (The Jerry Springer Show was second worst, third worst according to The Factor viewers was Friends, ostensibly because of its sexual content). The show's co-creator, Allan Burns, went on to create some of the most critically acclaimed shows in television history, including The Mary Tyler Moore Show, Rhoda, and Lou Grant. Renowned television producer James L. Brooks, who later collaborated with Burns on these series, created, among others, Room 222 and Taxi, and served as executive producer of The Simpsons, got his start in television sitcoms on My Mother the Car when he was called upon to rewrite a script for an episode of the series.[2] The other co-creator of My Mother the Car, Chris Hayward, produced and wrote for Barney Miller during its first several seasons.
The show follows the exploits of attorney David Crabtree (played by Jerry Van Dyke), who, while shopping at a used car lot for a station wagon to serve as a second family car, instead purchases a dilapidated 1928 "Porter" touring car. Crabtree heard the car call his name in a woman's voice, which later turned out to be that of his deceased mother, Gladys (voiced by Ann Sothern). The car, a valuable antique, is a reincarnation of his mother who talks (only to Crabtree, of course) through the car's radio. The dial light flashed in sync with "Mother's" voice. In an effort to get his family to accept the old, tired car, Crabtree brings it to a custom body shop for a full restoration. The car was originally coveted by a collector named Captain Manzini even before its restoration, but Crabtree purchases and restores the car before Manzini can acquire it.
For the rest of the series, Crabtree is pursued by the avaricious Captain Manzini (Avery Schreiber), who is determined to acquire the valuable automobile from Crabtree. In a running gag characterizing his shifty nature, Manzini (who resembles a 1920s silent film villain) always mispronounces Crabtree's name when speaking to him. "Now, then, Crabapple..." "That's Crabtree." "Whatever."
Others in the cast included Maggie Pierce as wife Barbara and Cindy Eilbacher (the sister of Lisa Eilbacher) and Randy Whipple as the kids, Cindy and Randy.

Oh, the memories of when TV was TV.

Chart toppers on this date in the history of music charts;
1950 Dear Hearts and Gentle People - Dinah Shore
A Dreamer’s Holiday - Perry Como
The Old Master Painter - Snooky Lanson
Chattanoogie Shoe Shine Boy - Red Foley
1958 At the Hop - Danny & The Juniors
Oh, Boy! - The Crickets
Don’t/I Beg of You - Elvis Presley
Great Balls of Fire - Jerry Lee Lewis
1966 The Sounds of Silence - Simon & Garfunkel
We Can Work It Out - The Beatles
No Matter What Shape (Your Stomach’s In) - The T-Bones
Giddyup Go - Red Sovine
1974 Show and Tell - Al Wilson
Smokin’ in the Boys Room - Brownsville Station
I’ve Got to Use My Imagination - Gladys Knight & The Pips
I Love - Tom T. Hall
1982 Physical - Olivia Newton-John
Waiting for a Girl Like You - Foreigner
Centerfold - The J. Geils Band
I Wouldn’t Have Missed It for the World - Ronnie Milsap
1990 How Am I Supposed to Live Without You - Michael Bolton
Pump Up the Jam - Technotronic featuring Felly
Everything - Jody Watley
Nobody’s Home - Clint Black




BRUCE A. BRENNAN
DEKALB, IL 60115
COPYRIGHT 2011
Go to web sites below to buy books by Bruce A. Brennan. It is still a good time to purchase an interesting and inexpensive read. My second book should be available by February 15, 2011. More information to come.

www.barnesandnoble.com (do a quick search, Title, my name)
www.smashwords.com Do a Title or author search, Check this site out.
Check out the site below. Paybox is a new site, competing with PayPal, etc. Sign up is free. It seems good for small businesses or ebay users.
“Early to rise and ditto to bed, make a man healthy, but socially dead”