Thursday, January 27, 2011

Wanna buy a duck?

January 27, 2011
January 27 is … Punch the Clock Day and Thomas Crapper Day

BRUCE A. BRENNAN BLOG FROM THE WORLD AND MY MIND

The news as I see it and the views as I want them

1910 - Thomas Crapper, said to be the inventor and developer of the flush toilet mechanism that most of us use, died on this day. Thomas Crapper (baptised 28 September 1836 – died 27 January 1910) was a plumber who founded Thomas Crapper & Co. in London. Contrary to widespread misconceptions, Crapper did not invent the flush toilet. He did, however, do much to increase the popularity of the toilet, and developed some important related inventions, such as the ballcock. He was noted for the quality of his products and received several Royal Warrants.
The manhole covers with Crapper's company's name on them in Westminster Abbey are now a minor tourist attraction.
The modern flush toilet was invented by a 19th-century British plumber named Sir Thomas Crapper.
Status: False.
Analysis: Thomas Crapper (1836-1910) did exist and is credited with improving the functionality of the early flush toilet (or "water closet," as it was then called), but he did not, contrary to popular belief, invent the pseudo-eponymous bathroom appliance from scratch.
Credit for that goes to 16th-century author Sir John Harrington, who not only came up with the idea but installed an early working prototype in the palace of Queen Elizabeth I, his godmother. The first patent for a flushing water closet was issued to Alexander Cummings in 1775, sixty years before Thomas Crapper was born.

I was talking to my older brother, Terrance M. Brennan of Bloomington, Il, the respected Lincoln scholar, about the recent Lincoln forgery that was uncovered. An individual changed the date on a Presidential Pardon signed by Lincoln from April 14, 1864 to April 14, 1865, making it the last document Lincoln ever signed. Lincoln was assassinated on April 14, 1864. The forger built a career out of this document. He has now admitted his deceit, saying he wanted fame and fortune. During our conversation, Terry mentioned the following;

The Abraham Lincoln Association holds its annual symposium, luncheon and banquet each year on Lincoln’s birthday.  This year February 12 falls on a Saturday.  The luncheon and banquet requires reservations and fees (Banquet at Crowne Plaza Hotel = $75.00 Luncheon at Lincoln Presidential Library = $25), but everything else is free and open to the public.   The symposium events include lectures, book signings, roundtable discussions at various historic sites around Springfield.  This is a great opportunity to rub elbows with the top Lincoln scholars of our time.  The crowds are usually not too large at the lectures and it is easy access to the presenters.  The event begins with the Keynote Address on Friday evening (February 11) at 6:30 at the Lincoln Presidential Library. It is  free and open to the public.

On Saturday morning (February 12) a lecture by Guy Fraker is titled:  Abraham Lincoln in Bloomington, Illinois.  Fraker’s specialty is Lincoln in Bloomington and his activity as a circuit riding attorney on the 8th Judicial Circuit with Judge David Davis of Bloomington.  (Judge Davis was later Lincoln’s Campaign manager in 1860 and he was the man most responsible for getting Lincoln nominated and elected.  Lincoln rewarded him with a seat on the Supreme Court.)  Guy Fraker lives in Bloomington where he is an attorney/Lincoln scholar/A. Lincoln Association board member. For Abraham Lincoln Association Symposium schedule/information: 
                           http://www.abrahamlincolnassociation.org/events.asp

Obama Care for pets, without Tort reform.;
 
Your Duck is Dead--

 A woman brought a very limp duck into a
 veterinary surgeon. As she laid her pet on the
 table, the vet pulled out his stethoscope and
 listened to the bird's chest.
 
 After a moment or two, the vet shook his head
 and sadly said, "I'm sorry, your duck, Cuddles,
 has passed away."
 
 The distressed woman wailed, "Are you sure?"
 
 "Yes, I am sure. Your duck is dead," replied
 the vet.
 
 "How can you be so sure?" she protested. "I
 mean you haven't done any testing on him or anything.
 He might just be in a coma or something."
 
 The vet rolled his eyes, turned around and left
 the room. He returned a few minutes later with
 a black Labrador Retriever. As the duck's owner looked
 on in amazement, the dog stood on his hind legs, put
 his front paws on the examination table and sniffed the
 duck from top to bottom. He then looked up at the vet
 with sad eyes and shook his head.
 
 The vet patted the dog on the head and took it
 out of the room. A few minutes later he returned with
 a cat. The cat jumped on the table and also delicately
 sniffed the bird from head to foot. The cat sat back on
 its haunches, shook its head, meowed softly and strolled
The vet looked at the woman and said, "I'm sorry, but as
 I said, this is most definitely, 100% certifiably, a dead duck."
 
 The vet turned to his computer terminal, hit a few keys
 and produced a bill, which he handed to the woman..
 
 The duck's owner, still in shock, took the bill. $150!" she
 cried, "$150 just to tell me my duck is dead!"
 
 The vet shrugged, "I'm sorry. If you had just taken my
 word for it, the bill would have been $20, but with the
 Lab Report and the Cat Scan, it's now $150."
 Music at the top of the charts on this date throughout history;

1947 For Sentimental Reasons - Nat King Cole
A Gal in Calico - Johnny Mercer
Ole Buttermilk Sky - The Kay Kyser Orchestra (vocal: Mike Douglas & The
Campus Kids)
Rainbow at Midnight - Ernest Tubb
1955 Mr. Sandman - The Chordettes
Let Me Go, Lover! - Teresa Brewer
Earth Angel (Will You Be Mine) - The Penguins
Loose Talk - Carl Smith
1963 Walk Right In - The Rooftop Singers
Hey Paula - Paul & Paula
Tell Him - The Exciters
The Ballad of Jed Clampett - Flatt & Scruggs
1971 Knock Three Times - Dawn
Lonely Days - Bee Gees
Stoney End - Barbra Streisand
Rose Garden - Lynn Anderson
1979 Le Freak - Chic
Y.M.C.A. - Village People
Da Ya Think I’m Sexy? - Rod Stewart
Why Have You Left the One You Left Me For - Crystal Gayle
1987 At This Moment - Billy Vera & The Beaters
Open Your Heart - Madonna
Control - Janet Jackson
Cry Myself to Sleep - The Judds

BRUCE A. BRENNAN
DEKALB, IL 60115
COPYRIGHT 2011
Go to web sites below to buy books by Bruce A. Brennan. It is still a good time to purchase an interesting and inexpensive read. My second book should be available by February 15, 2011. More information will be forthcoming.

www.barnesandnoble.com (do a quick search, Title, my name)
www.smashwords.com Do a Title or author search, Check this site out.
Check out the site below. Paybox is a new site, competing with PayPal, etc. Sign up is free. It seems good for small businesses or ebay users.

“A man cannot be comfortable without his own approval.”


Wednesday, January 26, 2011

The State of the Union; You Will Have To Pay

January 26, 2011
January 26 is … Australia Day

BRUCE A. BRENNAN BLOG FROM THE WORLD AND MY MIND

The news as I see it and the views as I want them

Rahm Emmanuel is back in the race for Chicago Mayor. I just don’t get it. No matter what happens, this, once again, makes the State of Illinois and its politics look ridiculous. We can’t even get a mayor’s race done right.

The Illinois Supreme Court granted a stay and told the Chicago Board of Elections to not print any ballots without Rahm’s name on them. They then said they would hear the case in an expedited manner and decide the case on the already filed briefs. No new briefs, evidence or positions will be considered. Do you think the Illinois Supremes will give Chicago the finger with this decision and not let him on the ballot, thereby depriving Chicago voters the chance to elect who they want?

If he ends up on the ballot, Rahm wins big. If he ends up off the ballot, the voters of Chicago are the real losers. They will be prevented from electing who they want, regardless of my position on the election. President Obama chimes in and thinks Rahm should be on the ballot. Obama should not express an opinion on an ongoing Court case. He should be running the country, if he can, and stay out of local politics, even if it is his local politics.

I find it disingenuous to hear people say Rahm left Chicago to serve his country. He left Chicago to make big money and to make bigger money once that job was over. When he took that job, he knew it was not forever. If things worked out swimmingly, the job was for only eight years and nobody stays in that job that long. His upcoming book deal will be a seven figure advance. He did not go to Washington to serve our country; he went for the money and power to serve his own status.

I missed an infamous date from our history yesterday. It was 40 years ago -- Jan. 25, 1971 -- that a jury returned guilty verdicts against Charles Manson, Susan Atkins and Patricia Krenwinkel, three central figures in the infamous "Helter Skelter" murder spree. The three were found guilty on seven counts of first-degree murder and one count of conspiracy to commit murder for their roles in the ghoulish Tate-LaBianca murders in the Los Angeles area. Two other members of Manson's twisted "family" -- Leslie Van Houten and Charles "Tex" Watson" -- would be tried later and convicted for crimes related to the killing spree. This crime still captivates this country and true-crime buffs.

The State of the Union address was last night. It is really the ‘boy am I good speech’ by President Obama. The SOTU address was expected to take over sixty minutes, although when I am writing this, Obama is also working on his speech. How many time will the word ‘country’ be said; the word ‘America’, the term ‘USA’, the word ‘strong’, the word ‘inherited’(or something meaning the same thing), God Bless America?

NBC mentioned the video on Salon.com about aisle hogs, members of Congress who get on the aisle to shake the President’s hand every year. Go to the website address below and watch the video. It is pretty cool;
                        http://www.salon.com/news/politics/us_house_of_representatives/index.html?story=/politics/war_room/2011/01/25/aisle_hogs

Some SOTU facts I got off the internet; The State of the Union messages are mandated by Article II, Section 3 of the Constitution, which states that the president "shall from time to time give to the Congress information of the state of the union, and recommend to their consideration such measures as he shall judge necessary and expedient." But the Constitution said nothing about making a speech. And while the first two presidents George Washington and John Adams delivered their SOTU messages orally, subsequent presidents delivered them in writing. It wasn't until Woodrow Wilson in 1913 that the message was delivered orally again. And with a couple of exceptions, speeches have been the SOTU rule ever since.

The shortest speech:  Appropriately enough, the shortest SOTU message was also the first. Delivered by Washington in 1790, it clocked in at just 1,089 words.

The longest speech: Bill Clinton holds the record for the longest SOTU speech. It was the one he gave in 1995, shortly after his party lost control of Congress. Apparently, he felt he had a lot of explaining to do. That speech weighed in at a hefty 9,190 words.

The longest SOTU message: That honor goes to Jimmy Carter, whose last message, delivered in writing just before he relinquished the presidency in 1981, came in at an encyclopedic 33,667 words. To be sure, the state Carter left the country in was pretty bad.

The wordiest president: The fattest president in history, William Howard Taft, also delivered the fattest state of the union messages. His SOTU messages, all delivered in writing, averaged 22,614 words. Most sparing president: That honor goes to John Adams, whose SOTU speeches averaged just 1,790 words.

William Henry Harrison and James Garfield never gave a State of the Union Address while in office. They were not President long enough.

The homeless guy from a few weeks ago shows he lived a life he chose. He was handed life on a silver platter for a do-over and instead grabbed the bottle of booze. He left the rehab center he never wanted to go to in the first place. He received and spent the money he got from Kraft food for the Mac-N-Cheese commercial. It is unlikely he will ever work for the Cleveland Cavaliers. They need someone reliable. He has a lifetime of unreliability. This guy made a fool out of half of the United States population and doesn’t even know it.

Every company that tried to look good by taking advantage of this homeless alcoholic should spend time in life’s penalty box.

Taco Bell meat taco filling is only 35% meat. Who cares? It was never sold to me as a health food and I cannot recall ever hearing about people dying from eating the meat filling, if the meat filling was properly prepared.

Didn’t Taco Bell just pull their sponsorship from a MTV show because of its strong sexual content; apparently too much meat for Taco Bell’s tastes.

At the top of the music charts on this date throughout history;

1946 Symphony - The Freddy Martin Orchestra (vocal: Clyde Rogers)
I Can’t Begin to Tell You - Bing Crosby with the Carmen Cavallaro
Orchestra
Let It Snow - Vaughn Monroe
You Will Have to Pay - Tex Ritter
1954 Stranger in Paradise - Tony Bennett
Oh! My Pa-Pa - Eddie Fisher
At the Darktown Strutters’ Ball - Lou Monte
Bimbo - Jim Reeves
1962 The Twist - Chubby Checker
Peppermint Twist - Joey Dee & The Starliters
Can’t Help Falling in Love - Elvis Presley
Walk on By - Leroy Van Dyke
1970 Raindrop Keep Fallin’ on My Head - B.J. Thomas
Venus - The Shocking Blue
I Want You Back - The Jackson 5
Baby, Baby (I Know You’re a Lady) - David Houston
1978 Baby Come Back - Player
Here You Come Again - Dolly Parton
You’re in My Heart (The Final Acclaim) - Rod Stewart
What a Difference You’ve Made in My Life - Ronnie Milsap
1986 That’s What Friends are For - Dionne & Friends
Burning Heart - Survivor
Talk to Me - Stevie Nicks
Never Be You - Rosanne Cash
BRUCE A. BRENNAN
DEKALB, IL 60115
COPYRIGHT 2011
Go to web sites below to buy books by Bruce A. Brennan. It is still a good time to purchase an interesting and inexpensive read. My second book should be available by February 15, 2011. More information will be forthcoming.

www.barnesandnoble.com (do a quick search, Title, my name)
www.smashwords.com Do a Title or author search, Check this site out.
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“You're smart when you only believe half of what you hear, Wise is when you know which half to believe.”












Tuesday, January 25, 2011

Let me run the Post Office.

January 25, 2011
January 25 is … Opposite Day. The wife and I really enjoy this day.

BRUCE A. BRENNAN BLOG FROM THE WORLD AND MY MIND

The news as I see it and the views as I want them

Chicago mayoral hopeful Rahm Emanuel the frontrunner in next month's mayoral election was tossed off the ballot by an Illinois appellate court panel Monday on the grounds that he did not meet residency requirements to run for mayor. The case will head to the Illinois Supreme Court on an expedited basis since the non-partisan primary is Feb. 22. I sure didn’t see this coming. I have been resolute in my position a lot of public money was being wasted on this fruitless fight. Ultimately, I do not live in Chicago and cannot vote in the election but the outcome will have real repercussions on my life and taxes and that of all Illinois citizens. I do not want a tax and spend Obama wannabee running Chicago.

The U. S. Postal service is considering closing up to 2,000 post offices across the country. That is in addition to the 491 post offices they announced they were closing last year. The Postal Service is also seeking a postal rate increase and it will review another 16,000 offices currently open, over half of the post offices in this country, that are working at a deficit. to determine which additional offices should be closed. This just shouts patronage jobs. A political payback heaven is being developed.

I find it amazing the post office loses money. It is a Constitutional creation which is still relevant and important. Plenty of mail gets delivered daily by the Post Office. It has a monopoly on home delivery. Reduce costs and raise revenues, business101, would help.

Sell advertising on stamps. I believe many consumer companies would hand out stamps rather than coupons. Give the buyer a price-break. Develop a glue that allows the stamp to be used on mail and then be worth a set amount of money towards the purchase of a product. This makes the coupon multi-use. The post office could sell the product stamps at a reduced postage rate. The purchaser can use the stamp and the mail recipient can then benefit by using the stamp as a coupon. Stamps could be designed to resemble a bottle of Coke, Tide, a Big Mac, the Taco Bell dog. Etc. The possibilities are endless. The company giving out the stamps can advertise their ‘green’ position in giving out reusable products as well as their patriotism in supporting the Postal Service. They may also save money in printing and distributing the coupons they now use.

To cut costs, all Post Offices should also be closed every Tuesday. The savings in overtime, utility expenses and gasoline would justify this position. The inconvenience to the consumer would be reduced by the internet services and vending machine services already offered by the Post Office

Jay Cutler tore his MCL. Not a complete tear or a severe rupture but a significant injury for an athlete. Awful hard to put pressure on a wounded knee but I guess the fans burning his jersey and calling him out as a quitter for failing to reenter the game Sunday are the experts. It isn’t like he was having a Hall of Fame performance during the time he was in the game.

Fitness Guru Jack LaLanne, 96, Dies at Calif. Home. I remember this guy from the fifties and sixties. He invented or at least should be given credit for inventing the exercise video. Jane Fonda, Suzanne Somers, Jillien Michaels, they all owe him a piece of the action. He was going strong until the illness that killed him, of which he was not aware of until several months ago.

Our country and world at war;

A man hiding in the attic of a home opened fire on law enforcement officers trying to arrest him Monday morning, sparking an intense firefight that left two police officers dead and a U.S. marshal wounded, police said in St. Petersburg, Florida.

Detectives are investigating why a man ran from deputies and then opened fire in a Wal-mart parking lot, sparking a shootout that left him and the woman he apparently was with dead and two law officers wounded police in Washington state said.

Our country is actively and openly prosecuting two wars around the world.

A spokeswoman for Moscow's busiest airport says 35 people have been killed by an explosion in its international arrivals hall.

Police have detained a person of interest in the shooting of Indianapolis police Officer David Moore. Officers said they had been searching for Thomas Hardy, 60, just before 5:30 p.m. Sunday in the 2300 block of Indianapolis Avenue, near 23rd Street and Dr. Martin Luther King Jr. Street. He was taken into custody without incident, Indianapolis police Sgt. Linda Jackson said.

Four Detroit police officers, including a commander, were shot Sunday afternoon inside a station in the department's Northwest District. The gunman who opened fire was killed when officers returned fire, police said. The station, which services the 6th precinct, is near Plymouth and Warwick roads. Commander Brian Davis suffered the most serious injuries, police said. He was taken to Sinai-Grace Hospital where he was in critical condition.

While the shooting of the two police officers and the U. S. Marshal was occurring in St. Petersburg, Florida, police were gathering for the funeral of a police officer killed there recently.

It is time to get serious and barbaric with individuals brazen enough to kill police officers. They clearly would have no problem shooting non officers. Let’s stop them before it gets worse and it will if we try to be politically correct in this situation instead of correcting the obvious problem. If the justice system won’t do its job, vigilantes will and should.

In Arizona, this is not the same thing. This accused voluntarily moved here and when his daughter started to enjoy her life in America, he took God’s law into his own hands not manmade law. She had shunned an arranged marriage and gone to live with her boyfriend. And Noor Almaleki ended up dying in an "honor killing" carried out by her own father, prosecutors say.

Faleh Almaleki, who had moved the family from Iraq to Arizona, apparently felt his 20-year-old daughter had become too Westernized, according to prosecutors. He allegedly crashed his Jeep into his daughter and her boyfriend's mother in 2009 as they walked across a parking lot. The daughter died from her injuries after two weeks in a coma. The mother lived.

BRUCE A. BRENNAN
DEKALB, IL 60115
COPYRIGHT 2011
Go to web sites below to buy books by Bruce A. Brennan. It is still a good time to purchase an interesting and inexpensive read. My second book should be available by February 15, 2011. More information will be forthcoming.

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/ (do a quick search, Title, my name)
http://www.smashwords.com/ Do a Title or author search, Check this site out.
Check out the site below. Paybox is a new site, competing with PayPal, etc. Sign up is free. It seems good for small businesses or ebay users.

“While forbidden fruit may be sweeter, it spoils faster.”


Monday, January 24, 2011

How many knocks can Knox take, he sure can't catch enough.


January 24, 2011
January 24 is … Eskimo Pie Patent Day

BRUCE A. BRENNAN BLOG FROM THE WORLD AND MY MIND

The news as I see it and the views as I want them


Now, for the Bear game…

The Chicago Bears allowed the Green Bay Packers to come into their house and beat them in a game that meant going to the Super Bowl or staying home. The game was exciting for the fourth quarter. The rest of the game, for Bears’ fans, was dull and uninspiring.

The first half was terrible. No offense and a defense on occasion. Why is Johnny Knox still on the team? He has to go back to his Pop Warner Football League and learn if you cannot catch the pass, you cannot allow the defender to catch the pass. This happened twice in this game. Johnny Knox was the intended receiver on the last pass by the Bear’s quarterback that was intercepted and an earlier one. This has happened to him all year long unless he dropped the pass or ran the wrong route. Apparently the Bears do not give an intelligence test to the receivers. If they do, they need to change it or hire a better proctor.
 
There is a running joke in my family that my wife’s favorite singer is Neil Diamond. This is for you, honey.
The lights dimmed, the crowd was hushed, the stage was laden with floral gifts, and the music played. Do you hear it babe? It was Neil. It was a Beautiful Noise. It made me feel good, If You Know What I Mean.
He sang Yesterday’s Songs, with the words that say the songs just don’t stay around long. Not true when it comes to Neil Diamond songs. Neil Diamond started singing and writing songs while a young premed student. He was born on this day in 1941.
A song titled Sunday & Me was his first hit [1965]. He wrote it for Jay and The Americans; then I’m a Believer and A Little Bit Me, A Little Bit You followed for the Monkees [1966].
Neil wrote and wrote and sang and sang: 36 hits for you and me to remember from 1966 through 1983; the first, Cherry, Cherry; three #1 smash hits, Cracklin’ Rosie [1970], Song Sung Blue [1972], and You Don’t Bring Me Flowers with Barbra Streisand [1978].
By 1973, Neil Diamond had gone from being a poor premed student to composing soundtracks for seven figures (Jonathan Livingston Seagull and The Jazz Singer, in which he also starred and which also yielded three hits: America, Love on the Rocks and Hello, Again).
The music of Neil Diamond is everlasting poetry, Longfellow Serenade. The concert ended but it will continue, Forever in Blue Jeans. I Am, I Said, sang Neil.
And, we sing to you, Neil Diamond: HAPPY BIRTHDAY.

Tuesday night President Obama gives his State of the Union Address. Be prepared to hear how strong the union is, how strong the country is, how great the economic turnaround is doing, how well respected we are throughout the world, how great a job the politicians are doing, how great the bi-partisan cooperation is in congress, how Congress has spending under control, how well health care is working and how warm and fuzzy we should all feel.

Congressional members are once again showing their respect for our intelligence. They are going to sit together by state rather than sit with their party. They have apparently figured out how to look up old friends and classmates on the internet and want to reconnect with each other. They have not decided who will bring the cookies yet but that is not unusual for Congress to be undecisive.

On this date in history;
1848 - James Marshall finds gold in Sutter's Mill in Coloma, Calif
1922 - Eskimo Pie patented by Christian K Nelson of Iowa (not an Eskimo)
1935 - 1st canned beer, "Krueger Cream Ale," is sold by Kruger Brewing Co

Deaths on this date in history;

0041 - Caligula, [G C Germanicus], Roman emperor (37-41), assassinated at 28
1975 - Larry Fine, actor (3 Stooges), dies at 72
1989 - Ted Bundy, serial killer of up to 100 women, executed in Florida at 42
Music at the top of the charts;
1944 My Heart Tells Me - The Glen Gray Orchestra (vocal: Eugenie Baird)
Shoo, Shoo, Baby - The Andrews Sisters
My Ideal - The Jimmy Dorsey Orchestra (vocal: Bob Eberly)
Pistol Packin’ Mama - Bing Crosby & The Andrews Sisters
1952 Slowpoke - Pee Wee King
Sin (It’s No) - Eddy Howard
Shrimp Boats - Jo Stafford
Let Old Mother Nature Have Her Way - Carl Smith
1960 Running Bear - Johnny Preston
The Big Hurt - Miss Toni Fisher
Go, Jimmy, Go - Jimmy Clanton
El Paso - Marty Robbins
1968 Judy in Disguise (With Glasses) - John Fred & His Playboy Band
Chain of Fools - Aretha Franklin
Green Tambourine - The Lemon Pipers
Sing Me Back Home - Merle Haggard
1976 Theme from Mahogany (Do You Know Where You’re Going To) - Diana
Ross
Love Rollercoaster - Ohio Players
Love to Love You Baby - Donna Summer
Convoy - C.W. McCall
1984 Owner of a Lonely Heart - Yes
Karma Chameleon - Culture Club
Talking in Your Sleep - The Romantics
In My Eyes - John Conlee

Not a Neil Diamond among the bunch.
BRUCE A. BRENNAN
DEKALB, IL 60115
COPYRIGHT 2011
Go to web sites below to buy books by Bruce A. Brennan. It is still a good time to purchase an interesting and inexpensive read. My second book should be available by February 15, 2011. More information will be forthcoming.

www.barnesandnoble.com (do a quick search, Title, my name)
www.smashwords.com Do a Title or author search, Check this site out.
Check out the site below. Paybox is a new site, competing with PayPal, etc. Sign up is free. It seems good for small businesses or ebay users.

“Nothing beats reading a good book when there is work to do.”