Saturday, April 9, 2011

Broken capaign promises.


April 9, 2011
BRUCE A. BRENNAN BLOG FROM THE WORLD AND MY MIND
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April 9 is … Winston Churchill Day and Name Yourself Day

Would you name yourself Winston Churchill? I would go with Goodanplenty Ofme.

Unfortunately we still have a Federal government. It is not working any better and we would often be better if it did shut down but it didn’t. The Tea Party and the Republicans blinked first.

The first paragraph of the AP story about the non-closure reads: Perilously close to a government shutdown, President Barack Obama and congressional leaders reached a historic agreement late Friday night to cut about $38 billion in federal spending and avert the first federal closure in 15 years.

What is “historic” about this? These morons did their job, although that could be “historic” in and of itself. I do not think this country is better off this morning than it was yesterday morning.

One more campaign promise broken by Obama. This one was broken over a year ago with a new promise made. Now that promise is being broken. Obama is finding out it is harder to govern than it is to campaign. The Obama administration would keep U.S. troops in Iraq beyond the agreed final withdrawal date of Dec. 31, 2011, if the Iraqi government wanted them, but the Iraqis need to decide "pretty quickly" in order for the Pentagon to accommodate the extension, Defense Secretary Robert Gates said Thursday during what he said probably is his final visit to this war-torn country. Whether to negotiate an extended U.S. military presence is up to the Iraqis, he said, adding that he thought an extension might make sense. "We are willing to have a presence beyond (2011), but we've got a lot of commitments," he said, not only in Afghanistan and Libya but also in Japan, where he said 19 U.S. Navy ships and about 18,000 U.S. military personnel are assisting in earthquake, tsunami and nuclear reactor relief efforts.

U.S. now has about 47,000 troops in Iraq, and they will begin leaving in large numbers in late summer or early fall. The U.S. led an invasion in March 2003 that toppled the government of President Saddam Hussein a month later, but an insurgency soon set in and the U.S. got mired in a conflict that has lasted far longer - and cost far more American and Iraqi lives - than Washington had anticipated. Gates also said civil unrest in the Persian Gulf kingdom of Bahrain, with majority Shiite Muslims pushing for an end to rule by the minority Sunnis, has created tensions in Iraq, whose Shiite prime minister, Nouri al-Maliki, is concerned about Bahrain's crackdown on Shiites. Gates said he expected to discuss this subject with al-Maliki in private meetings.

More broken campaign promises by Obama and further evidence he went through life with his head in the sand. The walls of this world need to be guarded in order to keep the bad guys at bay. According to an AP story, secret prisons are being built and maintained by the Obama Administration, just like the ones he railed against during his campaign and anti-Bush rhetoric. "Black sites," the secret network of jails that grew up after the Sept. 11 attacks, are gone. But suspected terrorists are still being held under hazy circumstances with uncertain rights in secret, military-run jails across Afghanistan, where they can be interrogated for weeks without charge, according to U.S. officials who revealed details of the top-secret network to The Associated Press. The Pentagon has previously denied operating secret jails in Afghanistan, although human rights groups and former detainees have described the facilities. U.S. military and other government officials confirmed that the detention centers exist but described them as temporary holding pens whose primary purpose is to gather intelligence.

The Pentagon also has said that detainees only stay in temporary detention sites for 14 days, unless they are extended under extraordinary circumstances. But U.S. officials told the AP that detainees can be held at the temporary jails for up to nine weeks, depending on the value of information they produce. The officials spoke on condition of anonymity because the program is classified. The most secretive of roughly 20 temporary sites is run by the military's elite counterterrorism unit, the Joint Special Operations Command, at Bagram Air Base. It's responsible for questioning high-value targets, the detainees suspected of top roles in the Taliban, al-Qaida or other militant groups. The site's location, a short drive from a well-known public detention center, has been alleged for more than a year.

The secrecy under which the U.S. runs that jail and about 20 others is noteworthy because of President Barack Obama's criticism of the old network of secret CIA prisons where interrogators sometimes used the harshest available methods, including the simulated drowning known as waterboarding. Human rights advocates say the severest of the Bush-era interrogation methods are gone, but the conditions at the new interrogation sites still raise questions. Obama pledged when he took office that the United States would not torture anyone, but former detainees describe harsh treatment that some human rights groups claim borders on inhumane. More than a dozen former detainees claimed they were menaced and held for weeks at the Joint Special Operations Command site last year, forced to strip naked, then kept in solitary confinement in windowless, often cold cells with lights on 24 hours a day, according to Daphne Eviatar of the group Human Rights First, which interviewed them in Afghanistan. Eviatar said her monitoring group does not believe the JSOC facility is using the full range of Bush-era interrogation techniques, but she said there's a disturbing pattern of using fear and humiliation to soften up the suspects before interrogation.

Many of those interviewed said "they were forced to strip naked in front of other detainees, which is very humiliating for them," Eviatar said. "The forced nudity seems to be part of a pattern to make detainees feel disempowered." The detainees also reported that their interrogators told them they could be held indefinitely, the group said. Special Operations Command spokesman Col. Tim Nye denies the allegations, insisting the detainees are treated in accordance with U.S. detention laws, rewritten since the Bush era to prohibit the harshest interrogation techniques. "All detainees are treated humanely in compliance with all U.S. and international laws, including Common Article 3 of the Geneva Conventions," Nye wrote in an e-mail. U.S. officials in Afghanistan add that the top commander there, Gen. David Petraeus, insisted on opening the Joint Special Operations Command site to inspection by Afghan officials and the International Red Cross last summer. The International Red Cross has not responded to an AP inquiry about whether it had been allowed to visit the site. Petraeus wanted to force more openness on the JSOC, a secretive organization that runs special missions units within the military to perform highly classified activities, according to a senior official briefed on the program, who spoke on condition of anonymity to discuss classified matters. The official said part of Petraeus' logic was to ensure transparency to international monitoring bodies so the interrogations could continue because they are yielding intelligence that has helped quadruple special operations missions against militant targets. When suspected insurgents or terrorists are first captured, they are interrogated in the field to determine their status in the insurgent hierarchy and their usefulness in terms of local, tactical military intelligence, officials said. Detainees then can be held up to 14 days in a temporary facility before being either released or transferred to a public detention facility called Parwan that is jointly run by the United States and Afghanistan. The Parwan jail abuts the sprawling U.S. base at Bagram, north of Kabul, which also houses the secret "temporary" jail. Ordinary Taliban foot soldiers often provide useful information about how insurgent networks work, who runs them and who pays the bills, said Vice Adm. Robert Harward, who runs detention operations in Afghanistan. But if detainees can provide unusually valuable information on the location of a bomb-building factory or are willing to identify the local Taliban commander, their interrogators can ask to keep them longer.

After the first two weeks, the first extension is for three weeks, for reasons including "producing good tactical intel" to "too sick to move," according to a U.S. official familiar with the procedure. The next possible extension is for an additional month, adding up to a total of roughly nine weeks in temporary detention before battlefield interrogators have to appeal to the executive, either the defense secretary or the president himself, for another extension. The military has never pushed for that for any detainee, according to a former senior intelligence official, speaking on condition of anonymity to discuss classified matters. It's unclear how many detainees are being held at the temporary facilities at any one time. Detention spokesperson Capt. Pamela Kunze says the number is classified, but it represents only a small fraction of the total number of detainees. If evidence against the detainees proves solid, they are transferred to Parwan for eventual prosecution in Afghan courts. Last year, only 1,300 suspects out of 6,600 arrested across Afghanistan ended up at the Parwan detention facility, according to Harward. There are currently some 1,900 detainees being held at Parwan, which has a capacity of 2,600. Parwan will gradually be handed over to Afghan control. The status of the temporary facilities likely would be negotiated as part of a future security agreement, transitioning power to the government of Afghanistan.

White Sox still cannot catch the ball.
BRUCE A. BRENNAN
DEKALB, IL 60115
COPYRIGHT 2011

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Holmes the Ripper

A Revengeful Mix of Short Fiction

"Kindness is not without its rocks ahead. People are apt to put it down to an easy temper and seldom recognize it as the secret striving of a generous nature; whilst, on the other hand, the ill-natured get credit for all the evil they refrain from." - Honore De Balzac




Friday, April 8, 2011

Maybe we should bomb Mexico to stop the killing of innocent citizens.

April 8, 2011
BRUCE A. BRENNAN BLOG FROM THE WORLD AND MY MIND
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April 8 is … All Is Ours Day

What is happening today? The White Sox won their home opener. They can hit the ball but chucking and catching the ball have proved troublesome.

It happens everywhere, unfortunately. A gunman opened fire at an elementary school in Rio de Janeiro on Thursday and at least 13 people were killed, including the shooter. It was not clear whether the gunman, who is believed to be a former student at the school, shot himself or was killed by police. At least 20 people, including children, were wounded in the shooting at the school for students aged 10 to 15, fire department spokesman Evandro Bezerra told the Globo television network. A fire department spokeswoman confirmed for The Associated Press that there were deaths, but she did not know how many. She spoke on condition of anonymity as she was not authorized to discuss the matter. Terrified parents rushed to the school and television images showed them crying and screaming for information about their children. The gunman was a 23-year-old man and former student at the school, a police spokeswoman told the AP. She also spoke on condition of anonymity, saying that she was not authorized to discuss the matter.

Local police commander Djalma Beltrame told Globo TV that the gunman left a letter at the scene indicating he wanted to kill himself, but that it did not give a clear motive for the shooting. Television images showed three helicopters landing on a football field next to the school and then ferrying the wounded to nearby hospitals. The shooting began about 8:30 a.m. local time (7:30 a.m. EDT; 1130 GMT). Witnesses said police responded quickly and traded fire with the gunman.

We should bomb Mexico. Apparently, many innocent people are being killed in that country and it is much closer than Libya. Another fact is we know this is happening not just working on our superior intelligence or lack thereof. Fifty-nine bodies were found buried Wednesday in a series of pits in the northern Mexico state of Tamaulipas, near the site where suspected drug gang members massacred 72 migrants last summer, officials said. Security forces investigating reports that a passenger bus had been hijacked in the area conducted a raid that netted 11 suspected kidnappers and freed five kidnap victims. Then they made a grisly discovery - a total of eight pits, containing a total of 59 corpses. One of the pits held 43 dead. The bodies are being examined to determine whether they were bus passengers who were reportedly abducted March 25, the Tamaulipas state government said in statement in which it "energetically condemned" the crimes.

The statement did not identify what drug gang, if any, that the 11 arrested suspects belonged to, or why they might have hijacked the bus. The pits were found in the farm hamlet of La Joya in the township of San Fernando, in the same area where the bodies of 72 migrants, most from Central America, were found shot to death Aug. 24 at a ranch. The area is about 80 miles (130 kilometers) from the border at Brownsville, Texas. Authorities blamed that massacre on the Zetas drug gang, which is fighting its one-time allies in the Gulf cartel for control of the region.

The victims in the August massacre were illegal immigrants from El Salvador, Honduras, Guatemala, Ecuador and Brazil. An Ecuadorean and Honduran survived the attack, which Mexican authorities say occurred after the migrants refused to work for the cartel. Mexican drug cartels have taken to recruiting migrants, common criminals and youths, Mexican authorities say. It was unclear if the victims found Wednesday were migrants. Migrants frequently travel by bus in Mexico/ But drug gunmen also operate kidnapping rings, and erect roadblocks on highways in Tamaulipas and other northern states, where they hijack vehicles and rob and sometimes kill passengers. San Fernando is on a major highway that leads to the U.S. border. Drug gangs across Mexico also sometimes use mass graves to dispose of the bodies of executed rivals. The wave of drug-related killings - which has claimed more than 34,000 lives in the four years since the government launched an offensive against drug cartels - drew thousands of protesters into the streets of Mexico's capital and several other cities Wednesday in marches against violence. Many of the protesters said the government offensive has stirred up the violence. "We need to end this war, because it is a senseless war that the government started," said protester Alma Lilia Roura, 60, an art historian.
Several thousand people joined the demonstration in downtown Mexico City, chanting "No More Blood!" and "Not One More!" A similar number marched through the southern city of Cuernavaca. Parents marched with toddlers, and protesters held up signs highlighting the disproportionate toll among the nation's youth. "Today a student, tomorrow a corpse," read one sign carried by demonstrators. The marches were spurred in part by the March 28 killing of Juan Francisco Sicilia, the son of Mexican poet Javier Sicilia, and six other people in Cuernavaca. "We are putting pressure on the government, because this can't go on," said the elder Sicilia. "It seems that we are like animals that can be murdered with impunity." That sure is how it appears to the world.



Born on this date:

0563 -BC- Gautama Buddha (as celebrated in Japan-Kambutsue)
1963 Julian Lennon Liverpool England, John's son/singer (Too Late for Goodbyes)/subject of Beatles' "Hey Jude"

Important deaths on this date:

1947 Henry Ford US industrialist (Ford cars), dies
1973 Pablo (Ruiz y) Picasso Spanish/French painter (Guernica) dies near Mougins France at 91
1981 General Omar Bradley last 5-star General dies in New York at 88

Important events on this date throughout history:

1766 1st fire escape patented, wicker basket on a pulley & chain FAT CHANCE I’LL USE IT
1789 House of Representatives 1st meeting, also the last useful meeting
1865 General Robert E Lee surrenders at Appomattox Court House in Virginia
1963 Tigers claim young pitcher Denny McLain from the White Sox for $25,000
1968 40th Academy Awards postponed to April 10th due to death of Martin Luther King Jr
1968 Baseball's Opening Day is postponed because of Martin Luther King Jr assassination
1971 1st legal off-track betting system begins (OTB-New York)
1974 Hammerin' Hank Aaron hits 715th homerun, breaks Babe Ruth's record
1975 47th Academy Awards - "Godfather II", Ellen Burstyn & Art Carney win
1975 Frank Robinson debuts as 1st black baseball manager (Cleveland, beats New York 5-3)
1977 Israel premier Yitzhak Rabin resigns
1979 204th & final episode of "All in the Family"
1991 Jockey Bill Shoemaker paralyzed in a car accident

BRUCE A. BRENNAN
DEKALB, IL 60115
COPYRIGHT 2011

VISIT ANY OF THE SITES LISTED FOR REVIEW, RESEARCH, ORDERING MY WRITING PRODUCTS OR TO CONTACT ME.
Go to web sites below to buy books by Bruce A. Brennan. It is still a good time to purchase any of my books. The books are interesting and inexpensive reads. My third book should be available later this year, in late 2011. More information will be forthcoming.

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Book Titles:

Holmes the Ripper

A Revengeful Mix of Short Fiction

"Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work." - Thomas Edison








Thursday, April 7, 2011

Prostitution and the Presidency.

April 7, 2011
BRUCE A. BRENNAN BLOG FROM THE WORLD AND MY MIND
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April 7 is … No Housework Day. A good day for Merry Maids.

According to some experts, Jesus died on this date in 30 AD. In 0030 Jesus was crucified by Roman troops in Jerusalem (scholars' estimate, according to astronomer Schaefer).

Not to be outdone by Schaefer, on this date in 33 AD Jesus Christ was crucified and died, (according to astronomer Humphreys and Waddington).

At least they agree that Jesus Christ existed and he died.

This is not good but we are not guilty by association. One of President Barack Obama's close friends has been arrested in Honolulu on suspicion of soliciting a prostitute. Robert "Bobby" Titcomb was one of four men arrested in an undercover sting operation late Monday and later released on $500 bail, according to Honolulu police.

The White House and President Obama are starting to play the finger-pointing, blame-game as it relates to the impending government shutdown. The Obama administration warned Wednesday that a federal shutdown would undermine the economic recovery, delay pay to U.S. troops fighting in three wars, slow the processing of tax returns and limit small business loans and government-backed mortgages during peak home buying season. The dire message, delivered two days before the federal government's spending authority expires, appeared aimed at jolting congressional Republicans into a budget compromise. Billions of dollars apart, congressional negotiators were working to strike a deal by Friday to avert a shutdown by setting spending limits through the end of September. The last such shutdown took place 15 years ago and lasted 21 days.

I think Washington and the children playing government should be concerned that if the government shuts down for an extended time, the voters will realize we can live without a full-time, over spending, wasteful federal government. The states will pick up any slack. Armageddon will not happen just because someone turns the lights out in Washington DC. What we are doing now is not working for the people that pay for it. Why not try to give the ‘states rights’ concept a try for a while? It could not be any worse unless you sponge off the federal government for a living.

Another campus shooting took place on Wednesday. A man was arrested in a deadly east Alabama shooting Wednesday after he walked up to reporters and told them he was the person police were seeking. The shooting at Southern Union Community College in Opelika killed a 63-year-old woman, wounded two women, ages 36 and 94, and injured a 4-year-old who was hit with flying glass.
Afterward, Opelika police said they were looking for 34-year-old Thomas Franklin May III. The man who surrendered to the media was driving a white Jeep Liberty with the same tag number police had been seeking. Reporters called 911 and within minutes, police arrived, handcuffed the man and led him away.

He appeared to be the same person in a photograph law enforcement distributed of May, but police wouldn't say if he was the main suspect. Photos and video from the scene showed a Toyota minivan with three windows shot out in a parking lot outside a building on campus. Student Quay Thomas said he heard nine shots. "It was terrifying," said the 17-year-old. "I wouldn't think anything like this would happen at a college campus." The victims' names were not immediately released. City spokeswoman Jan Gunter said officers were still trying to sort out details but believed the afternoon shooting was related to a dispute between a man and a woman. "Preliminarily they were pretty sure they knew who the shooter was and what the problem was," she said.

The school closed the campus for the rest of the day.

We can get a handle on this problem by making this a federal crime punishable by death with a provision in the law the accused must be given a speedy trial within 120 days of the shooting or arrest, whichever is latest. Continuances will only be granted for extraordinary circumstances and only for thirty days. It is time to quit handling this situation with kid gloves. The new law would accomplish many things including giving the criminal a reason to kill himself rather than be put to death. That benefit alone saves millions of dollars per incident.


Today we should remember South Pacific. The Richard Rodgers, Oscar Hammerstein musical classic of love and war, South Pacific, unfolded on a lush tropical island swarming with Seabees, nurses, natives and coconut trees on this night in 1949. Actually, it was not a tropical island, but the stage of the Majestic Theatre in New York City. Ezio Pinza starred as the suave French plantation owner with a shady past and Mary Martin portrayed the bubbly, pretty, but naive Navy nurse. Mary Martin washed her hair a zillion times as she sang, I’m Gonna Wash that Man Right Out of My Hair in 1,925 performances. Many of the 1950 Tony Awards went to the show and its producers, performers, director (Joshua Logan) and composers, nine statuettes in all. It also earned a Pulitzer Prize in the same year and in 1958 was made into a movie. South Pacific caused a lot of Happy Talk and this night, so many years ago, was certainly Some Enchanted Evening.

It’s nice to see how well NATO is doing in Libya without the expertise, knowledge, equipment, manpower and money of the United States. This is going to end up as an evasion not just a bombing mission. Either get in there and get it done or get the hell out of the area. Doesn’t anybody remember Korea, Vietnam, Iraq or Afghanistan? If we are going to fight then fight, let’s not just pussyfoot around. Pick the fights worth fighting you can win or stay out.

This is just the first salvo in the collapse of the Tea Party. Once this budget mess in Washington DC is over and the Tea Party is made to look like the naïve daydreamers they are their significance will sink further. Fox News and Glenn Beck announced Wednesday that Beck will "transition off of his daily program" later this year. In a joint news release, Fox News and Mercury Radio Arts, Beck's production company, said that they will "work together to develop and produce a variety of television projects for air on the Fox News Channel as well as content for other platforms including Fox News’ digital properties." Beck, the statement said, would "transition off of his daily program, the third highest rated in all of cable news, later this year." It is not clear what the programs will be, or how many of them there will be. Both Beck and Fox News have been publicly hinting that a split could be forthcoming. One month ago, the New York Times reported that Fox News was "contemplating life without" Beck. Later that month, Beck told his radio listeners that, no matter what happened, they would "continue to find each other." The announcement ends months of speculation about whether or not Beck would continue his Fox News show when his contract was up in December. Beck has drawn high ratings and huge attention to his time slot and to the channel, but he also became a lightning rod, drawing frequent and furious criticism for some of his statements and causing the often talked about tension behind the scenes at the network. Over 300 advertisers also stopped airing their commercials on Fox News during Beck's hour.  Still, Beck's television show allowed him to increase his profile substantially. More than many other television hosts, Beck has a very large media empire of his own to fall back on. His radio show is the third-highest rated in the country, he has written many best-selling books, and has a large and devoted fan base. He is the only one that believes that. Fox does not fire a person at the top of his game or the ratings.

Music Chart Toppers over the years:

1945 My Dreams are Getting Better All the Time - The Les Brown Orchestra (vocal: Doris Day)
I’m Beginning to See the Light - The Harry James Orchestra (vocal: Kitty
Kallen)
A Little on the Lonely Side - The Guy Lombardo Orchestra (vocal: Jimmy
Brown)
Shame on You - Spade Cooley
1953 Pretend - Nat King Cole
Till I Waltz Again with You - Teresa Brewer
I Believe - Frankie Laine
Your Cheatin’ Heart - Hank Williams
1961 Blue Moon - The Marcels
Apache - Jorgen Ingmann
On the Rebound - Floyd Cramer
Don’t Worry - Marty Robbins
1969 Dizzy - Tommy Roe
Aquarius/Let the Sun Shine In - The 5th Dimension
You’ve Made Me So Very Happy - Blood, Sweat & Tears
Who’s Gonna Mow Your Grass - Buck Owens
1977 Rich Girl - Daryl Hall & John Oates
Dancing Queen - Abba
            Don’t Give Up on Us - David Soul THIS IS HUTCH FROM STARSKY AND HUTCH
Lucille - Kenny Rogers
1985 One More Night - Phil Collins
We are the World - USA for Africa
Crazy for You - Madonna
Country Girls - John Schneider
BRUCE A. BRENNAN
DEKALB, IL 60115
COPYRIGHT 2011

VISIT ANY OF THE SITES LISTED FOR REVIEW, RESEARCH, ORDERING MY WRITING PRODUCTS OR TO CONTACT ME.
Go to web sites below to buy books by Bruce A. Brennan. It is still a good time to purchase any of my books. The books are interesting and inexpensive reads. My third book should be available later this year, in late 2011. More information will be forthcoming.

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Book Titles:

Holmes the Ripper

A Revengeful Mix of Short Fiction


"Most of one's life is one prolonged effort to prevent oneself thinking." - Aldous Huxley





Wednesday, April 6, 2011

Prison Beauty Pageants.


April 6, 2011
BRUCE A. BRENNAN BLOG FROM THE WORLD AND MY MIND
The news as I see it and the views as I want them.
April 6 is … Sorry Charlie Day

The White Sox managed to lose last night in extra innings.

Star-Kist only uses the best tuna. Knut may not have been getting the best tuna. A follow-up to the story about the sad and untimely death of celebrity polar bear Knut, Germany’s celebrity polar bear Knut died from drowning after collapsing due to swelling of his brain and falling into his enclosure's pool, an expert said Friday. Pathologist Claudia Szentiks said a necropsy of the four-year-old bear who died suddenly two weeks ago showed he was suffering from encephalitis, an irritation and swelling of the brain that was likely brought on by an infection. Knut died March 19. A pathologist says the polar bear drowned after collapsing. She said it was unclear specifically what caused the brain swelling, but that experts had ruled out rabies, botulism and bovine spongiform encephalopathy, also known as mad cow disease. Szentiks also rejected allegations from animal-rights groups that he was traumatized by living in a zoo environment, saying that there were no indications of any chronic stress. She added that even if Knut had not drowned after his collapse, he would not have survived the damage from the encephalitis. Knut died March 19 in front of visitors at Berlin zoo, turning around several times and then falling into the water in his enclosure. Polar bears usually live 15 to 20 years in the wild and even longer in captivity. Knut, who was born in December 2006 at the zoo, rose to celebrity status as an irresistibly cute, fluffy cub.

Knut was rejected by his mother at birth, along with his twin brother, who only survived a couple of days. He attracted attention when his main caregiver, Thomas Doerflein, camped out at the zoo to give the button-eyed cub his bottle every two hours. The bear went on to appear on magazine covers, in a film and on mountains of merchandise. Doerflein, the zookeeper who raised him, died in 2008 of a heart attack. It sounds like the Curse of King Tut has reinvented itself in the modern world. This could help Steve Martin’s career. March 19th should be Sorry Knut Day from now on.

What do you know about beauty pageants in prisons? They are becoming popular around the world. I am not aware of any in the United States, but my experience is that our female prison population is short on good looks. However, somebody has to be the best looking ugly girl.

The United States and the individual States should privatize the prison system. We all hear about the $40,000.00 to $50,000.00 per year to house an inmate it costs the prison system. I bet Holiday Inn or Haliburton could and would do it for half of that.
They could then start having prison beauty pageants. Think of the Reality TV potential. Judges could be Charlie Manson, a Roman Polanski film festival night, Ted Kaczynski, the Unabomber, a going postal night, Mark David Chapman; we could have a Beatles night, John Hinckley, a Jodie Foster night, Sirhan Sirhan, a Kennedy night, David Berkowitz, Son of Sam night. The possibilities are endless.

We would be politically fair, of course, and have gay, lesbian, transsexual and cross dressing pageants to be broadcast on the LOGO network.

Think of it! American Prisoners Got Talent, Prisoners Idol, Dancing With a Murderer and the ever popular Survivor – Alcatraz. The winners would have to donate half their winnings back to the prison general fund so the suits have something to steal. Read on as to how the world is doing this now.

From coilhouse.net is this tidbit of useless information but fun none the less. This concerns the newest innovation in women’s prison reform Women’s correctional facilities are the ultimate sleep-over party with all the trappings: pajamas, bunk beds, in-fighting, sloppy Joes, getting touched up under the covers, and being told when to go to bed. Some prisons even let the girls play dress-up. Miss America, meet Miss Demeanor. To be fair, it’s primarily inmates who organize these shows. It’s an increasingly popular phenomenon, with women’s prisons hosting beauty pageants in Russia, Brazil, Peru, Honduras, Angola and the Philippines, amongst others, with working titles like Miss Captivity. You will notice the United States is maintaining a wait and see approach on this rehabilitation concept. The idea is to ‘boost’ the self-esteem of (at least the better looking portion of) the prison population. There is arguably an obvious exploitative angle in this, one which perpetuates gender and class divisions in a place where women are their most vulnerable. The media is only too happy to join in, throwing the spotlight on the tragedy of a pretty young woman in distress, putting herself on display. A beauty contest under these conditions probably does next to nothing for the self esteem or prospects of the contestants in any meaningful way. It’s almost a perverse caricature of a parole board hearing in a Van Halen video, an effort to charm your way into garnering favour from you captors and respite from your situation by any measure necessary. Having said that, spending years trapped like an animal in a gray, clinical dorm framed in razor wire, any warm-blooded woman would thirst for anything beautiful in her world. Participation in these productions transiently refashions the contestant from a shoplifter or drug addict into a graceful, sophisticated and beautiful person of seeming worth, if only for one evening. Who could condemn the contestants for their humble aspirations and for enjoying an event which breaks up the tedium of Gilligan’s Island re-runs on prison TV?
MarieClaire.com recently ran a story about beauty pageants in women’s prisons in Siberia. In the middle of a small room, with dirty-white walls decorated with pictures of Jesus and an array of plastic plants, a young woman stands on a stool. She wears a cotton candy-pink ball gown. At her feet, three other women sew tiny flowers along the hem of her giant hoop skirt. Her lips are painted a circus- clown red; light brown curls frame her face. "A woman should always be beautiful," says Natalya Khapova, 26, as she poses on her pedestal. "Not just outside the fence. Even if she's in here, she should show her beauty. A woman is everything gentle and wonderful -- or she should be." The fence Khapova refers to surrounds the correctional facility UF 91/9, an all-women's prison camp some 20 miles away from the Siberian capital of Novosibirsk. Her ball gown is one of three outfits she will don for the prison's main event of the year: the annual "Miss Spring" beauty contest. As with most women at UF 91/9, the reason for Khapova's stay isn't entirely clear. At first, she says she was "just a witness" to an undisclosed crime. When pressed, she mutters that she was "an accomplice -- or something like that" in an assault and robbery charge. Khapova, who has six-and-a-half years left of her eight-year sentence, is one of more than 1000 female inmates serving time here for everything from drug possession to murder. Today, however, Khapova focuses on something decidedly more appealing than her long-term fate.

This annual pageant, which prisoners begin planning weeks in advance, bears little resemblance to, say, Miss America -- picture instead over-the-top costumes and makeup reminiscent of Cirque du Soleil, a static-filled stereo DJ-ing Russian pop music, and a cast of nervous contestants teetering dangerously in their borrowed stilettos. It's a welcome diversion from the monotony of life inside the jail, and a legitimate excuse for the prison staff to extend the women's curfew -- all the way to 2 a.m., rather than the usual 10 p.m. sharp. The contest also serves another purpose, as the winner's prize is neither money nor a modeling contract, but something far more precious: a ticket to freedom. "Early release" happens only by the recommendation of the prison staff to a special parole board. Foremost among the criteria for consideration is "active participation in the social life of the camp." Hence, the popularity of the Miss Spring contest.

Though more than a decade has passed since the fall of communism in Russia, a vast divide still exists between those reaping the rewards of a capitalist market and those who previously relied on government subsidies and now live in poverty. The economic turmoil has hit women hardest: During the 1990s, 7.6 million jobs held by women (largely "state" positions) were eliminated--one in every five female held jobs. (For men, job cuts affected one in every 100.) In fact, out of the 5.5 million registered unemployed people in Russia, about 70 percent are women, according to the International Labour Organization. Coinciding with this rise in unemployment, the percentage of women committing crimes has also increased. From 1992 to 2004, the number convicted almost doubled, from 193,000 to 376,000 -- although only about a quarter of these women actually do hard time. Their crimes are exacerbated by a drinking and drug epidemic sweeping the country. Alcoholism, of course, is a longstanding tradition in Russia, where the average person consumes more than 17 liters of pure alcohol every year. But the narcotics trade is relatively new. Fueled by more open borders and the new elite's growing disposable income, Russia's drug business has grown into a $15 billion-a-year enterprise. The official number of drug addicts in Russia has raised 15- fold in the last decade to half a million, although experts think the true number is significantly higher. "Experts believe the total could be between 3.5 million and 4 million people," says Valentin Bo by rev, deputy chief of the parliamentary security committee. "The rising tide of drugs has triggered an increase in the number of drug related crimes." Half of the women at UF 91/9 are doing time for narcotics.
Amid these bleak realities, hundreds of women find themselves calling UF 91/9 home every year. Few sources of convict entertainment exist in Siberia, where temperatures in the winter can drop to -40 degrees. "We wanted to find ways to occupy convicts' free time," says Natalya Baulina, the prison's school marmish administrative head. "This contest gives prisoners an opportunity to feel like women, to dress up, put on makeup, and imagine they're connected to Russia's new freedom. "When I first introduced the idea to the women, they were in utter shock," Baulina adds. "The only pageant they knew was Miss Universe--women parading in barely visible swimsuits before male judges. They asked, 'How do you imagine we are going to do that?' I replied, 'We'll invent our own rules.'" The rules include each of the prison's nine sections picking one inmate to represent it, then creating costumes for three categories: "Greek Goddesses," "Flower Gowns," and "Imaginary Uniforms," for which inmates design their ideal prison uniforms of the future. Although the women admit that they'd never heard of many of the Greek myths or exotic flowers they will portray onstage, they are learning fast from books provided by the staff. You can read more at http://www.marieclaire.com/world-reports/news/latest/crime-beauty

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