Monday, December 13, 2010

Explain God! No explanation for Bears.

These thoughts are mine. They may be shared by many but I am speaking for myself. If you are offended, it was not intentional. If you continually get offended by my positions and opinions, you should change, I doubt I will.
DECEMBER 13, 2010

I will get to the Bears in a paragraph or two. To Summarize, they suck!
I was forwarded the letter below by the Godfather of two of my children. I found a source for it. Check out; http://vinnyjoseph.blogspot.com/ for similar writings.

Out of the mouths of the Babes--

I certainly don't think an adult could explain this more
beautifully!

THIS IS FABULOUS!!!

It was written by an 8-year-old named Danny Dutton, who lives in
Chula Vista , CA . He wrote it for his third grade homework
assignment, to 'explain God.' I wonder if any of us could have done as
well?

Plus he had such an assignment, in California , and someone published
it, I guess miracles do happen!

EXPLANATION OF GOD:
'One of God's main jobs is making people. He makes them to replace the
ones that die, so there will be enough people to take care of things on
earth. He doesn't make grownups, just babies. I think because they are
smaller and easier to make. That way he doesn't have to take up his
valuable time teaching them to talk and walk. He can just leave that
to mothers and fathers.'

'God's second most important job is listening to prayers. An awful lot
of this goes on, since some people, like preachers and things, pray at
times beside bedtime. God doesn't have time to listen to the radio or
TV because of this. Because he hears everything, there must be a
terrible lot of noise in his ears, unless he has thought of a way to
turn it off.'

'God sees everything and hears everything and is everywhere which keeps
Him pretty busy. So you shouldn't go wasting his time by going over
your mom and dad's head asking for something they said you couldn't
have.'

'Atheists are people who don't believe in God. I don't think there are
any in Chula Vista . At least there aren't any who come to our church.'

'Jesus is God's Son. He used to do all the hard work, like walking on
water and performing miracles and trying to teach the people who
didn't want to learn about God. They finally got tired of him preaching
to them and they crucified him. But he was good and kind, like his
father, and he told his father that they didn't know what they were
doing and to forgive them and God said O.K.'

'His dad (God) appreciated everything that he had done and all his hard
work on earth so he told him he didn't have to go out on the road
anymore. He could stay in heaven. So he did. And now he helps his dad
out by listening to prayers and seeing things which are important for
God to take care of and which ones he can take care of himself without
having to bother God. Like a secretary, only more important.'

'You can pray anytime you want and they are sure to help you because
they got it worked out so one of them is on duty all the time.'

'You should always go to church on Sunday because it makes God happy,
and if there's anybody you want to make happy, it's God!

Don't skip church to do something you think will be more fun like going
to the beach. This is wrong. And besides the sun doesn't come out at the beach
 until noon anyway.'

If you don't believe in God, besides being an atheist, you will be
very lonely, because your parents can't go everywhere with you, like to
camp, but God can. It is good to know He's around you when you're
scared, in the dark or when you can't swim and you get thrown into real
deep water by big kids.'

'But...you shouldn't just always think of what God can do for you. I
figure God put me here and he can take me back anytime he pleases.

And that's why I believe in God.'

The Bears played a good team on Sunday. Both played at the same field, at the same time under the same conditions.

3:16 p.m.         Bears suck

3:35 p.m.         Bears suck

4:07 p.m. Bears really suck

4:07 to 6:07 p.m. Bears continue to suck bad.

3:18 to 6:07 p.m. New England Patriots never suck.
It seems  hard to believe in the Chicago Bears and GOD.

 December 13 is … Ice Cream and Violins Day Figure that one out. They seem like difficult things to do together.

Notable births on this date:

1818 Mary Todd Lincoln 1st lady (1861-65)
1913 Archie Moore light-heavyweight boxing champion (1952-60)
1925 Dick Van Dyke West Plains MO, actor (Rob Petrie-Dick Van Dyke Show
1943 Ferguson Jenkins baseball pitcher (Red Sox)
1947 Les Joslin cricketer (Test as batsman for Australia 1968, made 7 & 2)
1948 Jeff "Skunk" Baxter guitarist (Steely Dan-Deacon Blues)
1948 Ted Nugent Detroit MI, guitarist (Cat Scratch Fever, Damn Yankees)
1957 Steve Buscemi actor (Fargo) How’s that woodchopper working out for you?
1970 Basit Ali cricketer (exciting Pakistani batsman 1993-)

Notable deaths on this date:

1862 Conrad Feger Jackson US Union Brigadier-General, dies in battle at 49
1862 Maxcy Gregg US Confederate Brigadier-General, dies in battle at 48
1862 Thomas Reade Rootes Cobb Confederate Brigadier-General, dies in battle at 39

                                    TOUGH DAY TO BE A GENERAL IN CIVIL WAR!

1911 Reg Duff cricketer (23 Tests for Australia 1902-05, 1317 runs), dies
1961 Grandma [Anna M] Moses US painter, dies at 101

Notable events on this date:

1928 Clip-on tie designed
1961 Jimmy Dean's Big Bad John album is country music's 1st million $ seller
 1961 Beatles sign a formal agreement to be managed by Brian Epstein
1962 Relay 1 communication satellite launched
1963 Capitol records signs right of 1st refusal agreement with the Beatles
1964 In El Paso TX, LBJ & Mexican President Gustavo Diaz Ordaz set off an explosion diverting Rio Grande, to reshape US-México border
1993 Deadline for Israeli troop withdrawal from Gaza, they don't GO FIGURE!

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